I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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