I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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