Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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