We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I believe in your delicious
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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