yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Randomize
