YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Randomize