I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
its liver damage thursday
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