Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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