i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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