idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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