he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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