Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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