Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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