i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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