i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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