Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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