I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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