Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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