If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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