Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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