People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
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This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Someone signed my nipple.
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