theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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