Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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