it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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