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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
areolas are like halos for boobs.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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