just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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