I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Randomize
