You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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