I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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