Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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