i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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