walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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