K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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