Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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