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Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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