Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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