Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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