why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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