Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Randomize