It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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