idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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