I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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