And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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being pregnant is like rehab
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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