the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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