Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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