How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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