if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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