I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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