when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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