Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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