Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i came on her dog
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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