We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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