just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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