We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
