I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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