my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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