My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
