hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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