Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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